Q: Do I really have 11 brothers and sisters?
A: Yes. Though if you want to count guardianship the number may be something like 13.
Q: What am I studying?
A. Software engineering from the most famous professor in all of software engineering.
Q. When am I going to finish school?
Two to three years from the time you read this answer.
Q. Have you met Don Knuth?
A. Yes.
Q. Where did I get my pants?
A. I made them.
Q. Can I buy some pants?
A: $500
Q. Where did I meet my smart and beautiful Ash?
A. Dancing in Detroit when she had a boyfriend wearing the aforementioned pants.
Q. How long have I been married?
A. . But who’s counting?
Q. When are Ashley and I going to have a baby?
A. When we feel like it. Punk. You spent the last 20 years trying to get me to not have kids. Now you have to wait a few years for me to get over that. (Will update status changes.)